Tagg's Stinky Adventure
Mom decided to get in shape, again, yesterday. So she took me and my sister Ruby out for a 'run'. At first I wasn't happy because mom made me walk on a string, and it's way too short, and look how close my annoying sister is! But then she let us off, and right away Ruby found the coolest stuff! It was green and smelled amazing! Mom called it cow manure, whatever it is, I love it! It took some work, but I was able to get it all over myself! Already I liked this "running" thing!! I chased a bunny, Ruby says she came close to catching it. I don't believe her. It was really fast! Speaking of really fast, my mom is NOT! She's like super duper slow! I don't know why she called it running! I had to wait for her, like, a million times! See how sneaky I am hiding behind the cactus? I'm super sneaky! It was also warm, and waiting is hot, so I hid in the shade sometimes too I...