Tagg's Stinky Adventure

 Mom decided to get in shape, again, yesterday. So she took me and my sister Ruby out for a 'run'. At first I wasn't happy because mom made me walk on a string, and it's way too short, and look how close my annoying sister is!

But then she let us off, and right away Ruby found the coolest stuff! It was green and smelled amazing! Mom called it cow manure, whatever it is, I love it!

It took some work, but I was able to get it all over myself!

Already I liked this "running" thing!!

I chased a bunny, Ruby says she came close to catching it. I don't believe her. It was really fast!

Speaking of really fast, my mom is NOT! She's like super duper slow! I don't know why she called it running! I had to wait for her, like, a million times!

See how sneaky I am hiding behind the cactus? I'm super sneaky! 

It was also warm, and waiting is hot, so I hid in the shade sometimes too

I'm super hard to see when I'm hiding in the shade! I practice being sneaky a lot, because border collies, and especially ones who herd sheep need to be sneaky!

Mom tried to make up pose in front of the sign. It says Arizona Trail, which is silly. I'm in Arizona, and we were on a trail. I don't get people. Anyway, Ruby doesn't know anything at all, and I know things, but I was hot, and I really wanted to go into the car and cool off! So, mom gave up and we went to the car.

I'm happy to be in the car!

Mom says I stink, and she wanted to take a selfie of me making crazy, Tagg Stinks, faces. Mom is silly, and her faces were dumb, so I didn't play along.

She's so embarrassing! 

Thankfully she gave up on this crazy idea too, and we got to drive home without further shenanigans.

At home mom says I smell so bad that I should wash off my cow manure, but I really liked it. We compromised with hose chasing.

Oh, My GOSH do I love hose chasing! Mom gets up into the truck so crazy Ruby doesn't bite the hose (and mom's hand) and I jump up over and over again trying to catch the water! It's super fun!

All clean!!!

And tired! What a busy day!